The Basement Burrow
Monday, January 31, 2005
 
Lately, Rantburg has been posting imam Q&A columns to get a look into what's being said. The moonbattery involed just screams to be lampooned. So without further ado, let me present…

Ask your Friendly Imam

Q. I’m a girl in twelfth grade in an non-Muslim country, wondering if I can go to my graduation.

A. First, there is a mingling of the sexes there so no you must not, and second, why are you still in school. You should have dropped out and been married off by now!

Q. I was raped and now am pregnant. What do I do besides trust in Allah?

A. Give me your father’s name and address so I can order him to honor-kill you.

Q. I’d like to go birdwatching. Is it halal?

A. Only if there are infidels among the birds for you to explode among.

Q. My neighbors are ardent Zionists. I know them for nice people, and cannot bring myself to kill them.

A. You can run but you can’t hide, infidel.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
 
Kennedy: It is time to exit the Oldsmobile

iowahawk lets Ted Kennedy have it with both barrels.
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
 
Ex-Klansman? What "ex"?

For someone who's left the Klan, he's certainly got a lot of baggage from it.
Monday, January 24, 2005
 
Krutzed-up, Column-5 College

Click and seethe.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
 
A krutzed-up column-5 judge

Can't someone find a parking-ticket court for her? Or can she even handle that?
Thursday, January 13, 2005
 
"We Will Thwart You"

As sung by Capt. Picard to Dr. Tolian Soran
To the tune of "We Will Rock You" bu Queen

Buddy you're a madman
Monomaniac El-Aurian
You want to make a supernova to see your family
Now, writ on your face
Is disgrace
We'll stop you from killing Planet 4's sentient race

Singin'
We will, we will, thwart you.
We will, we will, thwart you.

Buddy you're an evil man
You murdered all Veridian
4's people to meet an imitation of your kin
Disaster in space
Big disgrace
We'll rewrite the past so that this never took place

Singin'
We will, we will, thwart you.
We will, we will, thwart you.

Buddy you know this man
Say goodbye to your vile plan
We'll divert that novamaker to no harm.
Rage on your face
Big disgrace
We will send you down to the terrible place

Singin'
We will, we will, thwart you.
We will, we will, thwart you.
Monday, January 03, 2005
 
Bad Pun Time

When Frodo put the Ring on at Amon Sûl, the Nazgûl looked like they'd been sucking lemons for millennia. Doesn't surprise me; they served Sour-on.

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