The Basement Burrow
Saturday, October 30, 2004
 
Cronkite loses it

Attributes the Osama tape to Rove.

Absolutely, Walt. And I'm a common starling.
Saturday, October 23, 2004
 
Bad Pun Time

So the Cardinals made it to the World Series! What-Cheer!
Friday, October 15, 2004
 
KRS-One=Seditious krutzhead

Click.
Saturday, October 09, 2004
 
LLLs on Howard's reelection

When the Good Guys™ get a point the LLLs seethe and whine.
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
 
"Haven, Spire, and D'nî"

To the tune of “Kind Captain I’ve Important Information” by Gilbert and Sullivan

Sirrus:
Kind stranger, will you give me the red pages?
Sing Haven, Spire, and D’nî; take a look.
My brother he is giv’n to murd’rous rages.
Sing hey, please put the pages in my Book.

Stranger and Sirrus:
Please put, please put the pages,
Please put, please put the pages,
Please put, please put the pages in my Book.

Stranger:
Bad fellow, I see your heart avaricious
Sing Haven, Spire, and D’nî; take a look.
I find to do what you say inauspicious
Sing hey, please put the pages in my Book.

Stranger and Sirrus:
Please put, please put the pages,
Please put, please put the pages,
Please put, please put the pages in my Book.

Achenar:
Kind stranger, the blue pages I am needing
Sing Haven, Spire, and D’nî; take a look.
On Haven I find life is dull exceeding
Sing hey, please put the pages in my Book.

Stranger and Achenar:
Please put, please put the pages,
Please put, please put the pages,
Please put, please put the pages in my Book.

Stranger:
Bad fellow, you appear so dang’rously mad
Sing Haven, Spire, and D’nî; take a look.
I’ll speak with Nava Aitrus; yes with your dad.
Sing hey, the firemarbles strike your Books.

Stranger and Aitrus:
The fire, firemarbles,
The fire, firemarbles,
The fire, firemarbles strike your Books.
Monday, October 04, 2004
 
Bad Pun Time

Would Elvish field rations made on August 1 be Lammas bread?

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