The Basement Burrow
Friday, July 30, 2004
 
When he's a Filmmaker he'll Tell Taradiddles…

Mendacious Mike doctored the "Gore won" headline to suit his vendetta.

Pantagraph article.
Monday, July 26, 2004
 
What if Narnia had Indymedia?

King Miraz Assassinated- Beruna Independent Media Center

A Paravelist goon impersonating the mythological King Peter has cravenly assassinated the rightful King Miraz on the orders of Caspian the Usurper. The evil Caspian, who fled when Miraz tried to bring him to justice for treason, organised a Paravelist/theocratic uprising against Miraz. He recruited specially trained performing animals and ventriloquists to impersonate talking beasts and four children to impersonate the mythological Four Sovreigns. The impostor Peter pretended to challenge Miraz to a duel(Caspian being too much of a coward) and then at the first opportunity stabbed Miraz in the back.
They then proceeded to slaughter Telmarines left and right. Schoolchildren have been kidnapped and no doubt brutalized and killed. Eyewitnesses reported seeing a madcap lot kidnap many, and at least one of Caspian’s minions used dark sorcery to turn people into pigs and trees.
Said Glozelle, the late lamented Miraz’s surviving lieutenant, “These Paravelists will deceive to get their nightmare society in place.” And the Paravelist/Theocratic society is now in place. Justice is dead. Caspian is Jadis.
Sunday, July 25, 2004
 
Saddam was nabbed by an Iraqi immigrant!

Clickie.
Friday, July 23, 2004
 
"You're Just Plain Crazy"

Sung by Aitrus the Younger and Ymur. To the tune of "She drives me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals

Ymur:
Teranî gave us raw deal
What they did! Run them 'neath keels!
Let me see, you are Ronê
That means you're evil, 'tis plain to say
You hate that we arotantî
Finally, have been set free

Aitrus:
You're just plain crazy
Like my old pop
You're just plain crazy
And you need to be stopped

Ymur:
All Ronê think evil best
With enslaving you are obsessed
Uta knows(he's helping me)
D'nî are as bad as Teranî
Kill all Ronê, destroy Eorþe
You are pure evil, well that's a duh

Aitrus:
You're just plain crazy
Like my old pop
You're just plain crazy
And you need to be stopped

Ymur:
You won't make it
Your evil's through
Noone likes
The likes of you

Aitrus:
You're just plain crazy
Like my old pop
You're just plain crazy
And you need to be stopped
 
Boston sign of Bush support surfaces

Here for article. Here for photo.

Update: The city is slapping him with all sorts of fines.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
 
Rafah as Sister City proposal rejected

Good.(Sorry, no link)
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
 
Tinfoil rapper

My impression of Jadakiss? Very wacky.
Monday, July 12, 2004
 
Harry Potter banned in China.

Because of sections of Order of the Phoenix that the PRC would find anathema?
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
 
"The Myst Games are Cool"

To the tune of “Baby I Love You” by Martina McBride

Edanna’s a lovely Age
As was coded on the page
Years ago
A bird that has a trumpet call
A rodent opening plants small
And so much mo’

The Myst games just get people wrapped up
(I solved that refractor!)
Cerebrally active
There’s grossameries too
And crook-trapped kormantî in red and blue
The Myst games are cool

A korman on the Age of Myst
Leads to the Age of Stoneship
Very cool
Three chambers there are in a cave
Where you find two pages saved
You stupid fool

The Myst games just get people wrapped up
(I solved that refractor!)
Cerebrally active
There’s grossameries too
And crook-trapped kormantî in red and blue
The Myst games are cool

Aitrus the Younger needs your help
You soon can tell
If you fail then all is not well

The Myst games just get people wrapped up
(I solved that refractor!)
Cerebrally active
There’s grossameries too
And crook-trapped kormantî in red and blue, yeah

The Myst games just get people wrapped up
(I solved that refractor!)
Cerebrally active
There’s grossameries too
And crook-trapped kormantî in red and blue
The Myst games are cool

The Myst games are cool
And do you think so too?
The Myst games are cool

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