The Basement Burrow
Monday, November 29, 2004
"Let Me Go"
As sung by Saavedro
To the tune of "Let it snow"

O what the boys did was quite frightful
But the news is so delightful
Narayan is safe, I know
Let me go, let me go, let me go

Man, it has been twenty long years
And suddenly hope appears
By now the kids will be grown
Let me go, let me go, let me go.

My dear Tamra, are you there?
Also are you still true to me
If our lives we still may share
Then happy we both will be

Now the shield will you be low'ring
So that I may be going
Give Tamra her Saavedro
Let me go, let me go, let me go.
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Ted Rall sacked

It's about 'scripting time!
Saturday, November 13, 2004
Automatic Moonbat Rant Generator

This is funny!
Last Battle of Vietnam: a Poem

Read it.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
"Sidious and Vader

To the tune of “I Once Was as Meek as a Newborn Lamb” by Gilbert and Sullivan.

SIDIOUS: I once was an innocent Naboo lad
Darth Sidious now am I *ha ha*
A shadowy fellow
With eyes of bright yellow
Darth Sidious now am I *ha ha*

VADER: And I’m no more eschewing bad
I’m a Sithlord none defy *ha ha*
Check the Tusken village
Which of life I did pillage
A Sithlord none defy *ha ha*

BOTH: Darth Sidious from fair Naboo
Whose yellow eyes bore your mind through
And also evil Anakin
Who wiped out a camp of Tuskens.

SIDIOUS: My face and my conscience look the same
Worn out and shrivellèd. *ha ha*
On my face it appeared
O’er the last twenty years
Worn out and shrivellèd, *ha ha*

VADER: Anakin Skywalker’s no more my name
‘Tis Darth Vader instead. *ha ha*
For if Sith thou art
Thy first name must be Darth
‘Tis Darth Vader instead *ha ha*

BOTH: Enlightening it is, I claim,
To see face and conscience look the same
And Sith are all compelled to start
Their names(every last one) with Darth.
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Bush wins!

The campaign was very suspenseful, but Bush won!

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