The Basement Burrow
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
 
Early Transition of Power

al-Reuters, so watch for bias.

Iraqi blogger Hammorabi on the handover and the Arab media's response.
Friday, June 25, 2004
 
r.e. Mendacious Mike

Fahrenheit 911 is out. Hope it's ineffective, or else backfires.

To the tune of "When He's a Bad Bart." by Gilbert and Sullivan.

Young Michael Moore: When I'm making films I will tell taradiddles
Chorus: He'll tell taradiddles when he's making films
YMM: And truth I will kill and with facts I will fiddle
C: With facts he will fiddle and truth he will kill
YMM: You have to be spaced if you'd be concientious
C: To be concientious you have to be spaced.
YMM: So I spit in the face of all morals sententious
C: All morals sententious he spits in the face.
He spits in the face in the face of all morals sententious.
When he's making films he will tell taradiddles
With facts he will fiddle and truth he will kill.
The truth he will kill and with facts he will fiddle
And tell taradiddles when he's making films
When he's making films he will tell taradiddles
With facts he will fiddle and truth he will kill.
The truth he will kill and with facts he will fiddle
And tell taradiddles when he's making films.
Filmmaker! When he's a filmmaker he'll tell taradiddles
Filmmaker! With facts he will fiddle with facts he will fiddle
And truth he will kill.
Friday, June 18, 2004
 
Bad Pun Time

In "I've Got a Little List" of course they'd none of them be missed. They'd all of them be riven!
Sunday, June 13, 2004
 
What was the LLL saying about Reagan when he was Prez?

Click to find out.

Do any of these people or notions ound familiar?
Saturday, June 05, 2004
 
Ronald Reagan; 1911-2004

Rest in peace and thanks for winning the Cold War.
 
Protests on Calamari

Calamari(Galactic Free Press)—Nine million protestors, many from Interstellar ANSWER and such, descended on the capital of the Republic on Calamari on Saturday to call for an end to the war against the Yuuzhan Vong. Very common were signs like “Omas is Palpatine,” “No circulatory fluids for biotech,” and many other slogans.

Said Falynn Daydreamer of Tatooine, “The Yuuzhan Vong just want to live in peace. The Republic destroyed Sernpidal for agitation purposes and then attacked at Dubrillion. I suspect that the Jedi know they cannot grok the Yuuzhan Vong and so seek to wipe them out. Certainly they killed Supreme Chancellor Fey’lya because he did not lick their jackboots. They made him into a martyr for their cause to cover up their crimes, of course.”

Jonash Gallamby of Nar Shaddaa echoed Daydreamer’s thoughts. “Kyp Durron and Jaina Solo deliberately destroyed a Yuuzhan Vong worldship they knew to be full of civilians because the Jedi kill all those they cannot sway.” He went on to add that “Cal Omas is a puppet of the Jedi, and will not defy them. The Senate should have a vote of no confidence in him, remove him, and either throw him in prison or force-feed him blaster bolts for his war crimes.”

Said Trii’on Krenth of H’nemthe, “I may eat my husbands but at least I don’t go around killing civilians for Coruscantist imperialism.”

There were less than four hundred thousand counter-protestors, mostly frequenters of Coruscantist sites like Protest Warrior and Little Green Footballs, and bearing signs like “Sithocracy has only killed 9 hundred trillion people; let’s give it another chance” and such.

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